Friday, October 26, 2007
I second that and default to Chris
This is something like 9 minutes, but I don't think it's ever been said much better:
So T-Pain was here. I did not go, but my friend Ali did. I, as a rule, typically don't go to big name concerts, in a minute I'll tell you why...
The doors were supposed to open at 9pm. After nightmare parking and a decision to go valet, Ali arrived at the place only to be met with a huge line that did not move until midnight. Why? because the raging testosterone over juicing bouncers at the door felt a strange and primal urge to exhibit alpha male dominance and not let people inside. When she finally got to the door she noticed pieces of weave decorating the sidewalk around her.
After all the tag alongs played first T-Pain finally came on. Instantly, everyone pushed to the front, Ali was damn near crushed, people were trampled, and T-Pain could not be seen from the ensuing cloud of blood and fucking pepper spray, yeah, that's right, some asshole or multiple ones (it's hard to tell in the confusion) got in a fight and the cops soaked the place in mace, though Ali thnks it may have been something else like tear gas because everyone was coughing up a lung. I realize too that there is alot of racism among the cops here and most of them probably jumped at the excuse to hose a bunch of black people.
When Ali and her friends finally left, she had some dispute with the valet. They said something like hey your car is in this one place, but when she went there it wasn't there, so she made them bring it back for her. Now how ghetto does a valet have to be when you have to ask them to bring your car back for you?
As they were walking back some shooting went down in the streets and cops were everywhere. People were screaming, crying, it was like a motherfucking apocalypse, and all for some guy who wants to buy you a drank.
So, I default to the Rock who said it best, and that's all I have to say.
So T-Pain was here. I did not go, but my friend Ali did. I, as a rule, typically don't go to big name concerts, in a minute I'll tell you why...
The doors were supposed to open at 9pm. After nightmare parking and a decision to go valet, Ali arrived at the place only to be met with a huge line that did not move until midnight. Why? because the raging testosterone over juicing bouncers at the door felt a strange and primal urge to exhibit alpha male dominance and not let people inside. When she finally got to the door she noticed pieces of weave decorating the sidewalk around her.
After all the tag alongs played first T-Pain finally came on. Instantly, everyone pushed to the front, Ali was damn near crushed, people were trampled, and T-Pain could not be seen from the ensuing cloud of blood and fucking pepper spray, yeah, that's right, some asshole or multiple ones (it's hard to tell in the confusion) got in a fight and the cops soaked the place in mace, though Ali thnks it may have been something else like tear gas because everyone was coughing up a lung. I realize too that there is alot of racism among the cops here and most of them probably jumped at the excuse to hose a bunch of black people.
When Ali and her friends finally left, she had some dispute with the valet. They said something like hey your car is in this one place, but when she went there it wasn't there, so she made them bring it back for her. Now how ghetto does a valet have to be when you have to ask them to bring your car back for you?
As they were walking back some shooting went down in the streets and cops were everywhere. People were screaming, crying, it was like a motherfucking apocalypse, and all for some guy who wants to buy you a drank.
So, I default to the Rock who said it best, and that's all I have to say.
Friday, October 12, 2007
im coming back better than ever
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
vh1 hip hop honors
yo the tribe tribute is nice but what the fuck happened to phife's voice
